Intimidating

Hey dude! Why did you
divorce?
Good question!
No reason as such, mate.
We quit 
because we were way too
bored being man and wife! 
Therefore, we moved on
with life! 

So are you guys... 
Look here friend,
wait a minute!
This is just a date
I'm getting late,
I might miss the bus,
and
you've got to catch the train!