Hey U
Curtain raises. Circus begins.
Voice in chorus:
"Men in uniform – prepared to lay their lives
"Men in uniform – prepared to lay their lives
For their nation,
they’re ready to sacrifice
Trained to kill the
enemies, dead
Red tilak on some of
their foreheads
Painted by their
mothers and wives
War will begin in a
while
National anthem playing
on the background
Filling the air with
pride, all around"
Joker
"The red tilak looks so familiar, no? Wait a minute, where did I see this? Ah! I remember on the satis, who were burnt alive, and in the background, there would be music too... so satis would go to heaven...ah...I remember!"
"The red tilak looks so familiar, no? Wait a minute, where did I see this? Ah! I remember on the satis, who were burnt alive, and in the background, there would be music too... so satis would go to heaven...ah...I remember!"
Voice in chorus
"Hey U! Not a word anymore!
"Hey U! Not a word anymore!
Don’t you dare remind
us!
Of those primitive
onerous omnibus
That is done with and
over for sure
What a shame it was,
that sacrifice
Of innocent lives"
Joker
"You see I don’t see any difference I am sorry. Do you think I should leave? For instance, I find this mindset very primitive dudes... you are still not able to find a mechanism to stop war, to function without weapons and arms. How’s this any different from those girls burnt alive?"
"You see I don’t see any difference I am sorry. Do you think I should leave? For instance, I find this mindset very primitive dudes... you are still not able to find a mechanism to stop war, to function without weapons and arms. How’s this any different from those girls burnt alive?"
Voice in chorus
"Hey U! Not a word anymore!
"Hey U! Not a word anymore!
With those unfortunate
girls
You equate these noble
soldiers
Don’t you dare
compare!!!!!!"
Joker
"Hang on then... imagine what’s happening on the other side?"
"Hang on then... imagine what’s happening on the other side?"
Voice in chorus
"Don’t you dare compare!!!!!"
"Don’t you dare compare!!!!!"
Joker
"Hee hee, then do you
think I should leave... why don’t you let the soldiers and the men in uniform
do something else...hmm... like working for the poor, for the environment...hmm
there are quite a few things to do you know, which are far better than this
delinquent game...you could stop this war, and any war for that matter."
Voice in chorus (a painful music is played on the background)
"How?"
"How?"
Joker
"Talk to the dudes on the other side... you see there are no sides in this round world... hee hee...like there’s no horizon, hee hee... there’s no east, west...these are all conventions, not the reality you know... you see the sun? Does it set or rise? No, never... hee hee but yet we see and just because we do, doesn’t mean it’s true. So grow up...please?"
"Talk to the dudes on the other side... you see there are no sides in this round world... hee hee...like there’s no horizon, hee hee... there’s no east, west...these are all conventions, not the reality you know... you see the sun? Does it set or rise? No, never... hee hee but yet we see and just because we do, doesn’t mean it’s true. So grow up...please?"
Voice in chorus (angry)
"You did not answer the question!!!"
"You did not answer the question!!!"
Joker
"Well how would I know... I know nothing of anything you see... hee hee"
"Well how would I know... I know nothing of anything you see... hee hee"
National anthem
playing in the background
Filling the air with
pride, all around
Voice in chorus
"You have no place here
In this pure,
patriotic, pious atmosphere
A traitor, a betrayer
that you are
You wanted to leave
hey u?
We think you better do"
Joker
"Ok dudes...I think you
guys are really angry with me... I have to be with the farmers... we found an
interesting way to plough without fertilizers... we also invented a mechanism
to purify the rivers and the air with prayer and energy...and you know what...
we are a team where there are also these people who use the same red tilak, few dudes
detest it but that’s okay... we are all working together to provide food and
home to everyone in my country...your country sorry...(self-chuckles...when
will I get my possessives right!) but we need soldiers like these you see? Standing
there! Also we need money yaar and you’re wasting all this money and lives on
wars, you go yaar...
before you kill me,
let me flee
for with or without
those red tilaks on,
like possessed morons
do I want to die...
so bye bye"
Voice in chorus
"hey u... morons...u
said morons?
to selfless souls as
these?!"
Joker
"Aha! So you admire selflessness?"
"Aha! So you admire selflessness?"
Voice in chorus
"Doubtless, yes!"
Joker
"What if countries also did the same
"What if countries also did the same
Of neighbors they
thought instead?
To wars morons I said,
not to them
It won't suit your
artificial caprice
For I know in this
plastic mayhem
I need them for good,
for growth and peace
For heavens, stop this
war"
Times
Voice in chorus
"Throw this half-wit
out
Before creatures like
these would sprout
Creepers like you
would in forests cry
We know everything of
the likes of you, BYE!!!
You must thank your
star
For we set you free"
Joker
"Hee hee...hee hee... hee hee"
Curtain falls. A soft voice is still heard in the background.
"Soldier O Soldier
brave sons of the soil
you sacrifice your life
your body, your soul dear
O my brothers and Sisters!
Wish as leaders
we could end this strife
for good, we know you have no fear
of death; we ask you to end your lives
Curtain falls. A soft voice is still heard in the background.
"Soldier O Soldier
brave sons of the soil
you sacrifice your life
your body, your soul dear
O my brothers and Sisters!
Wish as leaders
we could end this strife
for good, we know you have no fear
of death; we ask you to end your lives
for we cannot end wars, it's our failure
we measure your success
when your dead body lies
we salute you like this
year after year
thousands of years down the line
wonder if we could get over war crisis."
The joker suddenly appears popping through the curtain
"Long live the soldiers
because they can die
They protect us when we lie
asleep on our bed
we measure your success
when your dead body lies
we salute you like this
year after year
thousands of years down the line
wonder if we could get over war crisis."
The joker suddenly appears popping through the curtain
"Long live the soldiers
because they can die
They protect us when we lie
asleep on our bed
sorry we cannot end the wars
we are the leaders."
we are the leaders."
Voice in chorus (in the background...running after the joker)
"Hey you... get out of here... just leave
Not a word of yours we believe
You neither respect our selfless soldiers
Nor do you our able leaders
Now you do not have the right to live."
The curtain drops.
Note:
1. Sati (Sanskrit: satī, also spelled
suttee) is an obsolete Indian funeral custom where a widow immolated herself on
her husband's pyre, or committed suicide in another fashion shortly after her
husband's death. Mention of the practice can be dated back to the 4th century
BCE, while evidence of practice by wives of dead kings only appears beginning
between the 5th and 9th centuries. The practice is considered to have
originated within the warrior aristocracy on the Indian subcontinent, gradually
gaining in popularity from the 10th century CE and spreading to other groups
from the 12th through 18th century CE. The practice was particularly prevalent
among some Hindu communities, observed in aristocratic Sikh families, and has
been attested to outside South Asia in a number of localities in Southeast
Asia, such as in Indonesia, Vietnam. The practice was initially legalized by
the colonial British officials specifying conditions when sati was allowed,
then the practice was outlawed in 1829 in their territories in India (the
collected statistics from their own regions suggesting an estimated 500–600
instances of sati per year), followed up by laws in the same directions by the
authorities in the princely states of India in the ensuing decades, with a
general ban for the whole of India issued by Queen Victoria in 1861. In Nepal,
sati was banned in 1920. The Indian Sati Prevention Act from 1988 further
criminalised any type of aiding, abetting, and glorifying of sati. Source:
Wikipedia
2. Red tilak, also known as tilaka, In
Hinduism, the tilaka (tikli or sheether harr in Bengali, tika, or tilakam or
tilak in Hindi; Sanskrit: तिलक tilaka;
Hindustani pronunciation: [t̪ɪˈlək]) is a mark worn on the forehead and other
parts of the body. Tilaka may be worn on a daily basis or for special religious
occasions only, depending on different customs. Source: Wikipedia
3. Yaar, friend